Ok last post I promise
And it will be a quick one! Todayβs my last day in the office (my kitchen) for the year - im also sending this on a Tuesday morning, so im curious to see if you look at your mails more on weekdays, then Friday/Saturday when i usually ship this out.
Itβs been so crazy busy this past month, and as im shutting down shop, I just wanted to thank you all personally and wish you a wonderful holiday period.
First, Merry Christmas - sometimes, the world doesnβt give us much to celebrate, but take a moment to reflect on what you are grateful for, I was doing that this morning (while watching a documentary on Dubai Chocolate and writing SEO blog posts for my website)
did you know Dubai Chocolate was invented by a pregnant lady that had cravings for something sweet?
Anyway, I was reflecting on what im grateful for, and even though I have yet to make money from this community almost a year in haha, I am grateful for you!
You guys have written me to let me know you enjoy my shitty (i mean witty) writing, Iβve helped two of you get jobs after youβve been struggling for months (i guess my advice is pretty good huh? π )
And I quite enjoy writing this - so im grateful for you reading this!
Second, Happy New Year - be safe out there, donβt get white girl wasted, and donβt blow up your hands with fireworks, else you canβt click to open these emails in your inbox, and that would make me sad!
Rest, Relax, Recharge, 2026 is a new year and that feeling of New Beginnings is real, use it to your advantage - this is an awesome youtube video and a great book to read
Third, we are growing this community - I want THOUSANDS of you reading my shit weekly, so im upping my writing game, creating better content and putting some ads behind this community to get more sign ups!
SEND TO YOUR FRIENDS - I want you all here - Tell them to sign up - itβs free, and itβs not half bad!
Literally, copy paste the below link to them and threaten them with their livesβ¦

THATS A WRAP
I know Iβve said im back like twice already haha - once was after some much deserved rest and another after like 3 weeks of not writing.
Its not easy doing this stuff you know :)) but honestly, i missed this
I missed sitting by my macbook pro m1 (13inch) - lying on the couch, and having my fingers go at it for 30-40 minutes
ANY HOW!
Let me know if you like this and as usual:
LinkedIn - Iβm always hiring - but only 2 to 4 people a month - connect with me on and send me your CV - currently, I only hire people with 7 or more years of experience - if you have less, but are EXCEPTIONAL, iβll make exceptions
Youtube - iβm always making content to help you out, subscribe and binge
Free Career Advice - iβm going to be giving away CV feedback for early subscribers for free, I usually charge $100 for a resume roast - iβll make a recording and send you feedback - just reply back to this email with your CV - its totally free for first 10 people